*Chasing a flock of geese*

arborgreen:

askstarbuck:

arborgreen:

askstarbuck:

arborgreen:

askstarbuck:

arborgreen:

askstarbuck:

arborgreen:

askstarbuck:

C’MERE YOU DELICIOUS BASTARDS!

…I don’t even know anymore.

*looks down* Hi, Arbor! *Crashes into a tree* OOF! Ugh…

*Facehoof*

You dumbass.

You distracted me and because of it, my dinner got away.

Why are you trying to catch geese?

I thought you just ate songbirds.

*Mutters* Bucking lunatic…

Couldn’t find any song birds. Too late at night and I don’t eat birds out of their nests.

Why not?

I’m not a monster.

You eat birds.

Alive.

I give them a chance to escape or fight. I don’t snatch them out of their homes while they’re caring for their young.