*Chasing a flock of geese*
C’MERE YOU DELICIOUS BASTARDS!
…I don’t even know anymore.
*looks down* Hi, Arbor! *Crashes into a tree* OOF! Ugh…
*Facehoof*
You dumbass.
You distracted me and because of it, my dinner got away.
Why are you trying to catch geese?
I thought you just ate songbirds.
*Mutters* Bucking lunatic…
Couldn’t find any song birds. Too late at night and I don’t eat birds out of their nests.
Why not?
I’m not a monster.
You eat birds.
Alive.
I give them a chance to escape or fight. I don’t snatch them out of their homes while they’re caring for their young.
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askstarbuck reblogged this from mythic-swirl and added:
((He sure is.))
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mythic-swirl reblogged this from askstarbuck and added:
(ooc:…. he legitimately is nuts xD)
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arborverse reblogged this from askstarbuck and added:
You eat birds. Alive.
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sturmtruppen reblogged this from askstarbuck and added:
((So, did he crash into Arbor?))
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sileo-and-starshine reblogged this from arborverse and added:
((You’re telling me he did at first?))
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