queenfrau:

askstarbuck:

queenfrau:

Okay, using Nightmare Moon as an excuse was dumb of me. For one, I agree with her mission. And she’s so glorious.

To clarify! Blobponies are a different species entirely! And how can you call them deformed? They are adorable!

And, for one, I wasn’t a pony originally. I find no shame in taking a liking to their wonderful meat.

Yes, she is really glorious

They’re like fetuses! With their stubby limbs and what not.

I don’t care if you were originally a T-rex.

PONIES. CAN. TALK.

They’re sentient beings! They have hopes and dreams! I would have you arrested if I wasn’t worried of the casualties in the Nightmare royal guard!

I wish she would pay attention to me more.

Do you have a heart of stone? They’re wonderful!

Pfft! Sentient or otherwise, I find them as food! Though, I have yet to actually kill a pony and THEN eat them. I just eat ones that are naturally dead.

((Lets just say the thing with Dead didn’t happen. I don’t know what they’re doing with that…))

*Sigh* I know that feel

How do they even walk!?

YOU MONS-

… Wait what? They’re already dead? Well, why didn’t you say so!? That’s no worse than griffons eating pork from a grocery store.