coltcelestia:

askstarbuck:

askstarbuck:

Starbuck stood outside the city, staring at the sun.

"…what are you planning…?"

"TELL ME YOUR SECRETS YOU FIERY BALL OF SPACE FARTS!"

I PLAN TO SHINE LIGHT DOWN ON THE ENTIRE PLANET AND ABOLISH NIGHT FOR ENTIRE HOURS AT A TIME!!

"YOU FIEND!"

askstarbuck:

Starbuck stood outside the city, staring at the sun.

"…what are you planning…?"

"TELL ME YOUR SECRETS YOU FIRERY BALL OF SPACE FARTS!"

Starbuck stood outside the city, staring at the sun.

"…what are you planning…?"

*Fox does a celebratoy jig* WOOHOO! Neat! Okay, back to quiethowling. *inhale* *LOUD FOX CHOKING ON A BUG*
Anonymous

*PONY DOING HEIMLICH*

Really? N- no muzzlecup?
Anonymous

"None!"

NO NO NO NO MUZZLECUPS AAAAAAA!
Anonymous

"No, you did good!’

*Near-silent fox howling*
Anonymous

"…Thank you, Fox."

Like serious tumblr’s with human characters just being like. “That’s a fuckin’ blue horse with wings…

…and it’s wearing sunglasses.”

If I ever interact with non-pony tumblr’s again I want Starbuck to be seen as a full grown horse who speaks in whinnies.

*devious chittering*
“You’re not cool enough to be a villain! You’re a minor antagonist at best!”