*Roll roll roll* <==><|I===|K^"> *Rolling fox*
Anonymous

"Good!"

Don't you have a son to be tending to?
Anonymous

"…but I’m at work…"

<==><|I===|Kv"> I DO NOT KNOW! *Fox flops around on the ground* Oh hey that works.
Anonymous

"STOP DROP AND ROLL"

<==><|I===|Kv"> OW OW OW! WATER DOES NOT SOLVE EVERYTHING! *For example, the ants are still there, but angrier.*
Anonymous

"WHAT DO"

askthemailmare-Derpy started following you

"Hm? I didn’t order anything"

<==><|I===|Kv"> OW OW OW OW OW STOP THE ANTS OW OW OW!
Anonymous

WATER *he dumps a bucket of water on him*

<==><|I===|K^"> DigdigdigdigdigdigdigdigOW OW OH MERCY NOT ANTS! *Fox runs away from the freshly dug hole. Fox is covered in ants*
Anonymous

BEWARE THE ANTS

<==><|I===|K^"> *pounce* *fox falls down a hole*
Anonymous

"Okay, bye!"

"Hmph. Never got to punch a changeling."